Saturday, March 5, 2011

3 December 2010


3 December 2010:  Captain Alexis Kleinsorge's Alpha Company, 1st Battalion performed a tactical withdrawal from their positions in the Marshes of Malcontent after it was determined to be unsuitable terrain.  Currently, command of Alpha Co, 1st Bn is vacant as Captain Kleinsorge gave his life heroically in close combat against the traitor Sons of Malice.  He was with 3rd Platoon, which is understrength and has recently lost its Commissar, Serbousek, reportedly on the same day as Captain Kleinsorge's demise.  Lieutenant Colonel Wiemers, 1st Bn Commander, has assured the Public Affairs Office that matters are in hand at the front and “there is nothing to worry about whatsoever.” LTC Wiemers went on to state that the enemy had recently employed the devious tactic of deep-striking Terminators and fielding multiple Land Raiders, which disgorge assault troops at close range.  If these allegations prove correct, and the enemy is in fact using such unfair tricks rather than obligingly walking across the field, then the resulting punishment that they will receive upon being defeated by the righteously enraged Uradelns will be terrible to behold!

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