18 September 2010: Glorious victory for Charlie Company, 1st Battalion, under Captain Pierson and our blue-armored Astartes allies! As Imperial forces all over planet Malis continue to roll the Great Enemy back, our valiant Uradelns have been the first to face a new and strange alliance of traitors and xenos.
The pointy-eared, limp-wristed Eldar scum fought alongside Death Guard Astartes, but strangest of all, there were orcs as well. Despite the myriad enemies arrayed against us, Man has prevailed yet again, for we are the rightful masters of the galaxy and we are truly superior to all xenos filth as well as to the traitor whoresons who turned their backs on The Emperor!
Intelligence has decided that the orcs must have bungled into this war-zone and accepted the offer of weapons and some vehicles from the Death Guard, who were too cowardly to fight the orcs themselves, in exchange for the orcs fighting against the Imperium. Naturally, the orcs wanted to fight the toughest enemy on the planet, so they chose the Uradeln 21st and have paid for their cheeky idealism with their lives!
As for the Eldar siding with the Great Enemy, no one can be sure what goes through the minds of those decadent weaklings as they watch their once numerous race die out in a galaxy that was once theirs but is now the dominion of Mankind.
"The Emperor Knows. The Emperor is Watching."
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